How to Cut Butternut Squash (Rocking Method)

How to easily and safely cut butternut squash using the rocking hack, and the science behind it. Plus how to buy, store, and ripen butternut squash.

Alright, squash enthusiasts, let’s talk butternut squash. Thick. Delicious. Just like me. ๐Ÿ˜ But let’s face it, slicing that bad boy open can feel like a battle if you donโ€™t know what you’re doing. Lucky for you, I’m about to drop a life-changing hack, and a little science, to make cutting butternut squash as easy as buttah.

Letโ€™s dive into the cutting technique, the science, how to buy butternut squash, how to store it, and ripen it. Because you know the struggle is real.

How to Cut Butternut Squash

Place your squash on a flat, steady cutting board. No flimsy boards, no shaky counters. We need stability here, because your fingers are non-negotiable.

Now, hold the squash steady with your non-knifey hand. The one that’s not holding the blade. Using your knifey hand, press the knife into the squash and gently rock the knife and squash back and forth while pressing down. Boomโ€”youโ€™re in business.

This is called the rocking method.

Why The Rocking Method Works

The rocking method isnโ€™t just about getting through that squash without injuryโ€”itโ€™s rooted in physics and muscle mechanics. Hereโ€™s how it benefits you:

More Control, Less Slip

The squash is tough and awkward. The rocking motion lets you ease the knife through gradually without forcing it (less risk of slicing your hand instead of the squash). Plus, you keep your knifeโ€™s edge intact.

This is some Janet Jackson level of control here.

Use Momentum, Not Muscle

Youโ€™re leveraging the curve of the blade to glide through that dense orange beast. Great for tired arms or tiny biceps, like mine. ๐Ÿ’ช

Cleaner Cuts

The rocking motion keeps the blade in contact with the squash, resulting in smoother, straighter cuts (and prettier cubes for roasting ๐Ÿ‘Œ).

Less Force

Youโ€™re not jamming the whole knife down at once. This makes it easier on your wrists and less likely to damage your blade.

Science Behind the Rocking Method

Pull up a desk and tape your glasses back together, because class is in session! Letโ€™s get into some kitchen science (donโ€™t worry, itโ€™s not too geeky).

Butternut squash is denseโ€”and by dense, I mean itโ€™s like MAGA-level dense. But this does not have to be a Mortal Kombat situation. Here are the two main methods broken down.

Straight Down Method

When you use the straight-down cutting method, you’re applying maximum force all at once across the entire blade. The pressure spikes instantly, making it harder on your knife edge, hands, and wrists.

Pressure = Force รท Area.

This is cooking, not CrossFitโ€”no need to work so hard! Youโ€™re essentially asking your knife to muscle its way through the squash, which is a total workout for you and your poor knife. Youโ€™ll end up grunting, straining, swearing, and possibly even questioning your life choices. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Rocking Method

On the other hand, the rocking method distributes the cutting force gradually, over time, and only across the part of the blade in contact with the squash. Instead of forcing the whole knife through the squash in one go, youโ€™re slicing each section gently, resulting in smoother, easier, and more controlled cuts. The pressure is concentrated on a small point of the blade at a time.

โœ… Less pressure on your knife
โœ… Less pressure on your soul
โœ… Easier on your wrists (thank you, because mine are limp!)

Hereโ€™s the thingโ€”this is all about leverage.

Youโ€™re using the curvature of the blade like a seesaw, with the tip of the knife acting as a pivot point. This reduces the amount of force you need to push through tough ingredients, making it easier on your hands, wrists, and knife. This is an example of a simple machineโ€”a lever in action!

So, less pressure on everything, smoother cuts, and you donโ€™t need to sign up for gym classes after cooking. Itโ€™s all about working smarter, not harder. The motion does the work, you take all the credit.

Lean into the late stage capitalism of it all!

How to Buy Butternut Squash

When choosing a butternut squash, size doesnโ€™t matter, but shape canโ€”go for straighter squashes with longer necks for easier cutting and more usable flesh. Heavier squashes tend to be sweeter, and look for firm, matte beige skin without green patches or shiny spots. Check for a dry, firm stem, and skip the tap testโ€”heaviness is the true indicator of ripeness. Avoid squashes with soft spots or deep scratches, as these indicate damage or overripeness.

How to Store Butternut Squash

Store your butternut squash in a cool, dark place with some airflow, like a pantryโ€”not in the fridge, as the cold speeds up spoilage. Keep it away from ethylene-producing fruits like bananas and avocados, and if stored properly, it can last up to 3 months.

How to Ripen Butternut Squash

Hereโ€™s the thing: Butternut squash doesnโ€™t ripen after harvest. What you see at the farmers market is what you get. No more, no less. So donโ€™t expect it to magically ripen on your counter.

Now that you’re equipped with all the knowledge to pick, store, and cut your butternut squash like a seasoned chef, go ahead and cook something fabulous. Donโ€™t forget to tag me in your creationsโ€”I wanna see you slay!

Whether you’re making creamy soups, roasting it to perfection, or throwing it in a salad, you’ve got this. ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿณโœจ

Now go and butter that nut!